The bent*spud™ Mission

Right, so what’s this tomfoolery all about, you ask? Well, it’s all about being the world’s most reliable source of unreliable news. Pure and simple.

In these pages, information fabricated with wild abandon shall be delivered with the hope that you, beloved reader, will enjoy it. Because you know what? Reality sucks. It does, doesn’t it? We all could do with a little less of it.

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Wanna write for bent*spud™?

If you like making stuff up, would like to become a contributor, and don’t mind getting paid in blowjobs and/or mini-blueberry muffins, what are you waiting for? Give us a holla!

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The technical nitty-gritty

bent*spud™ runs on 100% pure dissociation, really strong coffee, trans-fat-free peanut butter, and various alcoholic spirits.

Oh, and WordPress has a lot to do with it as well.